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"blarthsday is a means to a end"
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"to an enlightened, every day is blarthsday !"
welcome you to home page blarthsday. blarthsday is your favoured day of week. we have inserted new day "blarthsday" between wednesday and fridnesday, replacing thursday and occurring only when we say so !! website update now refer to history blarthsday !!!!!
modern celebrants of blarthsday to~gether form the latter~day apostolate of the ecclesia of blarth ('laeb' for short). blarthsdays are deemed by the blarthic committee
blarthsday is funnest day of week. everyone can have fun happy time in celebrate blarthsday with friends and families and even a stranger !!! please have checking of this web site page with regularity for ensurance that you know when day blarthsday is to occur !! thank~you and gog bless ! ♥ ♣ ♪ ♬
when being blarthsday ??
hello past blarthsdays have occurred as follows:
- 2008~april #24
- 2008~march #13
- 2008~february #14
- 2007~december #14
- 2007~october #4
- 2007~august #23
- 2007~august #16
- 2007~july #12
- 2007~june #21
- 2007~may #31
- 2007~april #26
- 2007~march #15
- 2007~february #15
- 2007~february #1
- 2007~january #18
- 2006~december #21
- 2006~november #16
- 2006~november #2
- 2006~august #24
- 2006~july #27
- lost blarthsday???
- 2006~march #23
what means of celebrate blarthsday ?
if you have fun and love on blarthsday please do send~us~a~wire congratulat we are oh so proud of you !!
here are only a few of the things you can fun for a swell~time on blarthsday:
- read book
- hug friend
- write letter
- convene with companions
- travel to location
- rupert grint
- eat a nice~food
- make a artwork
- see a film
- play game with folk
- write song
- take walk
- fluffy animal
- existence a~ponder
- tell story
- buy gift
- make love
- help out
- have a science
- do nap
- conquer fears
- poke stranger
- scooter
- flip coin
- funny dream
- write poesy
- goof nuns
- receive gift
- have bath
- go in swim
- make party
- be in play
- plant seed
- funny~faces
- tell joke
- hug mommy
- make peace
- carry out algorithm
- unearth memorable junk
- watch sky
- listen to song
- hug stranger
- learn language
- thai food
- clocks a~silly
- find true love
- funny
- play trick
- take picture
- leap~frog
- peace pipe
- note monkeys
- filing~cabinet~funhut
- hot chocolate
- chuggybug
- poke tummy
- don sunglass
- slide~show
- trains ride
- stars above
- colours mix
- pokémon card
- enact parody
- sock puppet
- be a being
- write diary
- up~load web~site
- join club
- build robot
- nick sweet off goon
- do olympics
- prove whether p = np
- lick lollipop
- go in costume
- violins
- bake cookie
- make~believe
- write page
- bubbles
- foot~massage
- an octagon
- kaleidoscope
- floop
- save world
mr patrick smythe has made us twain tunes !! blarthsday super !! ♬ rupert grint and ♪ queso you to listen ! violators will be prostituted
do spread blarthsday !!
if you support mission of advancing fun, please print "flyer" and print copies for disseminat to the masses !! thank !
long terms goals
blarthsday is not just an fun day: it is a movement to task !! here is what we are intending to accomplish within the next while:
- vatican siege (for vendetta against papacy detailed see historics page)
- invade & occupy vatican
- depose wretched papacy
- installat of atheismist pope
- removal concept of "god" from official church doctrine
- possibly replacement by "gog", whom atheismists re~cognize to be the one true god, though they do not believe in it
- successor of atheismist pope shall be rupert grint to become "pope blarthopus iiiiivlogπx"
- enemies list it is important to identify and to terminate enemies of fun~sily
- vaticans
- patricks including but not limited to robertson, buchanan, & saint (however patrick 'saint' smythe is friend~not~food)
- governors of christendom, islamery, hindument, ortho~jewry, scientologism, astrologie, wing~nut, chiro~practice, recording~industry, sylvia~browne, &c.
- inefficient algorithms
- broken clock
- ann coulter
- witches (you can tell if a person is a witch because their presence induces discomfort, anxiety, and/or vomiting)
- zombies & pirates (reënactors are permissible)
- commission vis~à~vis presidential debat
- free~mason, "dora the explorer", & hitlers
- rapers & death murderers
- the film callt what the fuckshit is it of which we are aware ?? !!
if you see any of these accursèd entities please do feel at liberty to "funtimehappy" them (wink wink nudges)
- addit of blarthsday to school curricula public~school are required to make class room attendance optal on blarthsday and must serve fruitly juice and vegan sweet to children who do attend
- constitutial amendment written entirely in iambic pentameter (funct of amendment considered irrelevant)
- promot of world~wide huggery (notes: many people misread this as "buggery"; whilst we verily true support that also, it does not at present~time have its own horde.)
