the sevened deadly commandments of blarthsday !!
in colour !!!!
behold !! herefollowing are revealat the "sevened deadly commandments of blarthsday", being discovered on the mysterous stone tablets of all~whimsy by imaginographers at the blarthic institute for a advancementure of sily, after having been carved upon said tablets by said imaginographers just prior !!! said injuncts follow presently !
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now you are prepared to absorb sweet~nectar of victory from the tree of wisdom and squirrel !!!
- let us ne'er wear the underwear on sunday
- let us abstain from ritual whereby we inflict a suffering upon our own selves that we might be some manner of virtue a~signaling
- let us please try to avoid poisoning our friends
- blessèd be the one who striveth for peace between the human being and the bumble~bee
- let us have such sily a time indeed
- the number six has wide a variety of medicular and recreatial uses
- rupert grint is thy father and thy mother
- let us ne'er bounce so high that we boing our heads on the tele~phone wire
